Wot So Funee? A Three Year Old’s Perception of the Tooth Fairy

I quite often find money on the street, usually just very small change, but sometimes the nice heavier coins, and once or twice, I’ve even spotted a note (£20 once – SCORE).  I always pick them up, well, it’s not like the owner is coming back for 20p, is it?

“Find a penny, pick it up, and all the day you’ll have good luck” and all that jazz. Continue reading

Wot So Funee? When Three Year Olds Get The Words Mixed Up

Lately, my Granny has taken it upon herself to teach Ruby little nursery rhymes. It’s really quite sweet, she used to teach me the same ones when I was a little girl, way back in the late eighties.

One particular rhyme is about Little Jenny Wren, a bird who gets sick and is nursed back to health with cake and wine by some kind of Florence Nightingale of the bird world, Robin Red Breast. Continue reading

Wot So Funee? Logic from a three-year-old.

Last night my husband was in Birmingham over night at some kind of worky-style conference thing. Ruby reckons his absence gives her licence to stay up late, muck about,  make diva-eqsue demands of chocolate Nesquik in her Little Mermaid cup, and generally be a bit of a monkey about going to bed.

It’s the same every single time. Continue reading